Attitude, The Ultimate Power: Look After Your Wife

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I thought at first this guy was lazy... but he came through in the end. Here's to good ol' American ingenuity especially applied to our wives and/or girlfriends

Mel

LOOK AFTER YOUR WIFE...

A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me...."You lazy prick! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your arse and give her a break!"

I thought "Shit! ... Women!" Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms "Sod off and mind your own business. My wife has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening".

After a few days I felt really bad , so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys , after all we should take good care of our wives ... that way maybe they will take good care of us.

I have attached a picture below. I hope it comes through OK [see below]

I'M TOO BLOODY SOFT WITH HER, SHE WILL WANT GEARS ON IT NEXT.

16 comments:

Sandee said...: Bwahahahahahaha. Oh he's a keeper. Bwahahahahahahaha. Have a great day Mel. :); May 19, 2008 at 5:55 PM
Speedcat Hollydale said...: I am a might jealous of you lawn mower. Can you pull a wheelie and avoid cutting the shrubs? Where is the beer "cup holder"???

You romantic you .... :~)

picking up some more bang linkies, and now headed out to mow (with my 3400 Allis Chalmers Triple Deck)

Speedy; May 19, 2008 at 6:59 PM
Anonymous said...: That's one fine lawn mower you got for your wife. I must say that I'm really jealous =P; May 19, 2008 at 9:21 PM
Unknown said...: [:-); May 20, 2008 at 2:53 AM
DubLiMan said...: Sandee,
Such a nice guy; May 20, 2008 at 7:07 AM
DubLiMan said...: Speedy,
I knew there was something missing... the beer cup holder.; May 20, 2008 at 7:08 AM
DubLiMan said...: easydiet,
I wonder how muck this would go for on eBay?; May 20, 2008 at 7:09 AM
DubLiMan said...: Nick,
My friend; a man of few words.; May 20, 2008 at 7:09 AM
Anonymous said...: I wonder if she'll change her mind on loving gardening from now on. Haha.. that was hilarious!; May 20, 2008 at 8:21 AM
DubLiMan said...: herpes,
Nothing but the best......; May 20, 2008 at 8:33 AM
Max Coutinho said...: Mel,

I will be back to this post later on (I can see it is a good one lol).
You have been awarded, my friend:

http://maxcouti.blogspot.com/2008/05/special-award.html

Cheers; May 20, 2008 at 10:08 AM
Max Coutinho said...: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Quoting his neighbour "You lazy Prick!" damn!!

I will refrain myself from stating what I really think of this kind of man...ok, I will unveil a bit: this kind of male is the typical impotent kind that puts his wife to work so that she doesn't think about his penile issue...there, I said it!

Cheers; May 22, 2008 at 7:17 AM
DubLiMan said...: Max,
Woa..... Calm down. You know what your problem is....you don't know how to express yourself: come on, tell me what you really think (lol) [:-); May 22, 2008 at 7:59 AM
Max Coutinho said...: Mel,

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL....you kill me LOL!; May 22, 2008 at 8:41 AM
Anonymous said...: hahaha. you are so nice to your wife. if can I wish I could get one that special one.; May 23, 2008 at 10:12 PM
DubLiMan said...: spandex,
Maybe I'll take out a paten on this riding mower.....I'll be a millionaire.; May 24, 2008 at 11:38 AM