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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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Monday, May 19, 2008

Look After Your Wife

I thought at first this guy was lazy... but he came through in the end. Here's to good ol' American ingenuity especially applied to our wives and/or girlfriends




Mel



LOOK AFTER YOUR WIFE...



A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me...."You lazy prick! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your arse and give her a break!"

I thought "Shit! ... Women!" Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms "Sod off and mind your own business. My wife has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening".

After a few days I felt really bad , so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys , after all we should take good care of our wives ... that way maybe they will take good care of us.

I have attached a picture below. I hope it comes through OK [see below]























I'M TOO BLOODY SOFT WITH HER, SHE WILL WANT GEARS ON IT NEXT.

16 comments:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Oh he's a keeper. Bwahahahahahahaha. Have a great day Mel. :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I am a might jealous of you lawn mower. Can you pull a wheelie and avoid cutting the shrubs? Where is the beer "cup holder"???

You romantic you .... :~)

picking up some more bang linkies, and now headed out to mow (with my 3400 Allis Chalmers Triple Deck)

Speedy

easydiet said...

That's one fine lawn mower you got for your wife. I must say that I'm really jealous =P

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

[:-)

Monday Morning Power said...

Sandee,
Such a nice guy

Monday Morning Power said...

Speedy,
I knew there was something missing... the beer cup holder.

Monday Morning Power said...

easydiet,
I wonder how muck this would go for on eBay?

Monday Morning Power said...

Nick,
My friend; a man of few words.

herpes said...

I wonder if she'll change her mind on loving gardening from now on. Haha.. that was hilarious!

Monday Morning Power said...

herpes,
Nothing but the best......

Max said...

Mel,

I will be back to this post later on (I can see it is a good one lol).
You have been awarded, my friend:

http://maxcouti.blogspot.com/2008/05/special-award.html

Cheers

Max said...

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Quoting his neighbour "You lazy Prick!" damn!!

I will refrain myself from stating what I really think of this kind of man...ok, I will unveil a bit: this kind of male is the typical impotent kind that puts his wife to work so that she doesn't think about his penile issue...there, I said it!

Cheers

Monday Morning Power said...

Max,
Woa..... Calm down. You know what your problem is....you don't know how to express yourself: come on, tell me what you really think (lol) [:-)

Max said...

Mel,

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL....you kill me LOL!

spandex said...

hahaha. you are so nice to your wife. if can I wish I could get one that special one.

Monday Morning Power said...

spandex,
Maybe I'll take out a paten on this riding mower.....I'll be a millionaire.