These are comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics, that I'm pretty sure they would like to retract:
- Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
- Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
- Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
- Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
- Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
- Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
- At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
- Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
- Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'
13 comments:
Oh Lord. Bwahahahahahaha. Talk about getting both feet in mouth and still being able to talk. Have a great day Mel. :)
HUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...this is HILARIOUS!!! I MUST share this with hubby and my friends hi hi hi hi...
THANKS for the laugh, Mel! ;-D
Sandee,
Some people talk before they think and the result usually is foot-in-mouth disease.
Amelia,
You are welcome to copy it onto your site.
Hey Mel!
1. "I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing" ROFL...of course he was using sport-lingo, a technical word, nevertheless...it is a great pun LOL LOL!
2. "I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother" LOL LOL LOL LOL nasty *nodding*...
3. oh brother....
4. LOL LOL "and even some deaths (...) but none of them really that serious" LOL LOL LOL...
5. so sad *nodding*...
6. OMG...can I choke him? *nodding*...
7. LOL LOL...
8. ROFL "it's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field" LOL LOL LOL...
9. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL nasty!
LOL Mel, way too cool...I am still laughing - I think I will need some tissues LOL LOL....
Cheers
Max,
You know, I tried to pick a favorite but I just can't. I am just now getting off the floor.
Mel,
LOL it's impossible to pick a favourite one: they are too good!!
Oh my...you rolled laughing LOL LOL...
Oh no, I've sent it in emails instead to my closest friends he he he...
Ah, I needed that at the end of day. It is good to go home on a laugh.
BC,
We should all start the day with a laugh and end the day with a laugh. It is good for the spirit.
Ha... Ha... Ha... it's really very funny ya
competearoundtheworld,
Thanks for the visit. I hope to see you again.
OMG! And I thought George Bush was bad?
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