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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Funny Summer Olympics Comments


These are comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics, that I'm pretty sure they would like to retract:

  1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
  2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
  3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
  4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
  5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
  6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
  7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
  8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
  9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

13 comments:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Oh Lord. Bwahahahahahaha. Talk about getting both feet in mouth and still being able to talk. Have a great day Mel. :)

Amel's Realm said...

HUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...this is HILARIOUS!!! I MUST share this with hubby and my friends hi hi hi hi...

THANKS for the laugh, Mel! ;-D

Monday Morning Power said...

Sandee,
Some people talk before they think and the result usually is foot-in-mouth disease.

Monday Morning Power said...

Amelia,
You are welcome to copy it onto your site.

Max said...

Hey Mel!

1. "I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing" ROFL...of course he was using sport-lingo, a technical word, nevertheless...it is a great pun LOL LOL!

2. "I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother" LOL LOL LOL LOL nasty *nodding*...

3. oh brother....

4. LOL LOL "and even some deaths (...) but none of them really that serious" LOL LOL LOL...

5. so sad *nodding*...

6. OMG...can I choke him? *nodding*...

7. LOL LOL...

8. ROFL "it's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field" LOL LOL LOL...

9. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL nasty!

LOL Mel, way too cool...I am still laughing - I think I will need some tissues LOL LOL....

Cheers

Monday Morning Power said...

Max,
You know, I tried to pick a favorite but I just can't. I am just now getting off the floor.

Max said...

Mel,

LOL it's impossible to pick a favourite one: they are too good!!

Oh my...you rolled laughing LOL LOL...

Amel's Realm said...

Oh no, I've sent it in emails instead to my closest friends he he he...

Book Calendar said...

Ah, I needed that at the end of day. It is good to go home on a laugh.

Monday Morning Power said...

BC,
We should all start the day with a laugh and end the day with a laugh. It is good for the spirit.

competearoundtheworld said...

Ha... Ha... Ha... it's really very funny ya

Monday Morning Power said...

competearoundtheworld,
Thanks for the visit. I hope to see you again.

Jeff Iversen said...

OMG! And I thought George Bush was bad?