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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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Friday, October 10, 2008

"I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE"

   "I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE"
 
 
 
  HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
 
  1. Press 1 for English' is immediately banned.  English is the official language; speak it or wait at the   border until you can.
  2. We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.  We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
  3. When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
  4. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern   border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
  5. Social security will immediately return to its original state.  If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.
  6. Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful   completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
  7. Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.
  8. Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences.  If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
  9. One export will be allowed; Wheat... The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
  10. All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off  the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When  disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether  it's a worthy cause.
  11. The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.
  12. The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get.  Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
 
 
  God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
   Bill Cosby

16 comments:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I'm so with you here. I'm so with you. What is happening to us? It's horrible. Have a great day Mel. :)

SlogBite said...

Sandee,
I'm still holding my breath waiting to hot bottom.

Christina said...

Where do I go vote?

SlogBite said...

Christine,
If only.........

Book Calendar said...

I noticed that this Bill Cosby's platform at the bottom. Are you part of the Bill Cosby party, in that case, I may not vote for you, but I will certainly join the party.

Doctor Shoal said...

very very conservative ... "I LIKE IT"

Funny how conservative policies sound good on paper. Where did they all go??

I hear a young man named Speedcat Hollydale is also running a write in candidate campain. He has 52 supporters so far.

I like this new and fresh blog, and will return.

Regards,
Doctor Shoal

Debt Consolidation Guru said...

Wow, if any of those ridiculous and unconstitutional laws actually got passed, it would be a sad day. Saying english is the only language is completely ignorant. All it says to me is you only want to speak english and cannot comprehend another language. Thats fine, but don't impose it on others in this country.

I was gonna go through this list and mention how each of these is bad but that would waste too much time.

Learn not to be so controlling.

SlogBite said...

Dr. Shoal,

I do hope that you return. It does sound good on paper but ridiculous in reality.

SlogBite said...

DCG,

Lighten up!!

SlogBite said...

BC,
Hey I may actually have something here.

Baba Doodlius said...

No imports, eh?

I'll be in much better shape, having to take the bicycle 40 miles to work, each way, over a mountain, five days a week. The money I save on gas will be taken up by having to eat Micheal-Phelpsian dinners every evening.

Max said...

Hey Mel,

Bill Cosby is a great man, but really...he won't get any votes like this!
Seriously, this is pure demagogy! However, I must confess that some points would save a lot of money to the state LOL!

Cheers

SlogBite said...

Max,
In theory, is all sounds great; in reality NO WAY. But, you are right, it would save the taxpayers a lot of money.

Max said...

Mel,

Like every utopia: they sound good in theory, but in practice...forget about it!

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