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MMP, Killeris-(Technorati name), Powerkis-(Wordpress name), SiFiBiBi-(Original Blogger name)
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Attitude, The Ultimate Power-(Blog name)
MondayMorningPower-(Blog AKA)
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Why read Monday Morning Power?

You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: Website: Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362

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This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the
Pursuit, Capture, Care and Feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

You Might Be A Redneck If..............(201 - 225 of 299)

Redneck Window

This may be the funniest group yet.....

201 You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
202 You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
203 You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
204 You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
205 You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
206 There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
207 The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places'
208 It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
209 You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
210 You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
211 Your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"
212 Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
213 The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
214 Yer mom calls ya over t'help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house
215 The ASPCA raids yer kitchen
216 Ya have to check in the bottom yer shoe for change so ya can get grandma a new plug of tobacco
217 Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
218 Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
219 Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)
220 You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
221 You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
222 When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
223 Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of the wheels off his doublewide
224 Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
225 You know you're a redneck if you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.

Thank you Jeff Foxworthy

1 comment:

trish said...

I've always loved Jeff Foxworthy's humor. I added your link to my site as I find it very enjoyable to read.