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To avoid any confusion I thought it appropriate to list the names (cyber) I go by.
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MMP, Killeris-(Technorati name), Powerkis-(Wordpress name), SiFiBiBi-(Original Blogger name)
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MondayMorningPower-(Blog AKA)
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You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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Saturday, October 20, 2007

Redneck User Guide

How to recognize if a baby is a Redneck baby.........

When going bass fishing, how do you know if the boat is a Redneck boat.........

How do you know when you are at a Redneck birthday party............

A Redneck car lock..............

You know that you are in Redneck country when see this cop..........

A Redneck cup holder..................

Redneck dentures.............

How to recognize a Redneck dog.................

A Redneck ginger bread house................

If asked to play horse shoes, how to tell if it is Redneck horse shoes.............

How to recognize a Redneck hunter...............

A Redneck Palm Pilot................

How to tell if the hot tub being advertised is a Redneck hot tub..........

When going on a skiing vacation, be sure to ask if it is run by Rednecks................

If offered a ride in the space shuttle make sure it is not the Redneck space shuttle..........

If you are hiring private security, make sure it is not Redneck private security.......

If you want a tattoo, be sure the tattoo parlor is not run by Rednecks or you may end up with this tattoo..............



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10 comments:

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Thanks for the laughs. I enjoyed this post, even though it did remind me of the eleven years I spent pastoring in a small southern Indiana town that could be dubbed “redneck Haven.”

Monday Morning Power said...

Hi Nick,
I'm glad you enjoyed. Eleven years, wow...........

Monday Morning Power said...

Nick,
I'm glad you liked it.

Oswegan said...

That's just sick.

~Oswegan

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahah. Now this is rich. Thanks for the laughs Mel. :)

Monday Morning Power said...

Sandee,
It's a little crude, but funny. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Marja said...

Hi sorry but as a dutch person I don't really know what a red neck is.

Max said...

LOL LOL LOL LOL I knew I would laugh my eyes out!! LOL LOL LOL

Mel, this is great!
My faves:

1. redneck baby (terrible)!
2. redneck dog lol lol!
3. ginger bread house (LOL LOL LOL this one made me crack up).
4. redneck hunter.
5. redneck b-day (what's up with the beer? Africans love their beer too, but please...candles?! Never...).
6. redneck private security LOL LOL LOL LOL I particularly loved the fat security man lol *nodding*!

Cheers

Monday Morning Power said...

Max,
My fav is the private security also.

Piers said...

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