Attitude, The Ultimate Power: Redneck User Guide

Why read Monday Morning Power?

You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

How to recognize if a baby is a Redneck baby.........

When going bass fishing, how do you know if the boat is a Redneck boat.........

How do you know when you are at a Redneck birthday party............

A Redneck car lock..............

You know that you are in Redneck country when see this cop..........

A Redneck cup holder..................

Redneck dentures.............

How to recognize a Redneck dog.................

A Redneck ginger bread house................

If asked to play horse shoes, how to tell if it is Redneck horse shoes.............

How to recognize a Redneck hunter...............

A Redneck Palm Pilot................

How to tell if the hot tub being advertised is a Redneck hot tub..........

When going on a skiing vacation, be sure to ask if it is run by Rednecks................

If offered a ride in the space shuttle make sure it is not the Redneck space shuttle..........

If you are hiring private security, make sure it is not Redneck private security.......

If you want a tattoo, be sure the tattoo parlor is not run by Rednecks or you may end up with this tattoo..............

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10 comments:

Unknown said...: Thanks for the laughs. I enjoyed this post, even though it did remind me of the eleven years I spent pastoring in a small southern Indiana town that could be dubbed “redneck Haven.”; October 20, 2007 at 4:35 PM
DubLiMan said...: Hi Nick,
I'm glad you enjoyed. Eleven years, wow...........; October 20, 2007 at 4:54 PM
DubLiMan said...: Nick,
I'm glad you liked it.; October 20, 2007 at 10:32 PM
Oswegan said...: That's just sick.

~Oswegan; October 21, 2007 at 12:24 AM
Sandee said...: Bwahahahahah. Now this is rich. Thanks for the laughs Mel. :); October 21, 2007 at 5:43 PM
DubLiMan said...: Sandee,
It's a little crude, but funny. I'm glad you enjoyed it.; October 21, 2007 at 8:38 PM
Marja said...: Hi sorry but as a dutch person I don't really know what a red neck is.; October 22, 2007 at 12:43 AM
Max Coutinho said...: LOL LOL LOL LOL I knew I would laugh my eyes out!! LOL LOL LOL

Mel, this is great!
My faves:

1. redneck baby (terrible)!
2. redneck dog lol lol!
3. ginger bread house (LOL LOL LOL this one made me crack up).
4. redneck hunter.
5. redneck b-day (what's up with the beer? Africans love their beer too, but please...candles?! Never...).
6. redneck private security LOL LOL LOL LOL I particularly loved the fat security man lol *nodding*!

Cheers; October 22, 2007 at 8:45 AM
DubLiMan said...: Max,
My fav is the private security also.; October 22, 2007 at 9:10 AM
Piers said...: Quite useful material, thanks so much for the post.
Make ahead recipes; January 17, 2012 at 8:07 AM