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You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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Monday, November 12, 2007

My Mother Taught Me.....



1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, ! that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"






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27 comments:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

My mother taught me all of these too. Great list Mel. :)

Monday Morning Power said...

Sandee,
This is universal.

Amel's Realm said...

LOL LOL LOL!!! I don't think it's THAT universal, though...'coz my Mom never said all those things to me he he he...

surjit said...

Simply wonderful.You are an exemplery product of your mother's teachings.
Thanks Mel Kaye, for sharing this great post.
God bless.

DiamondsSaphire said...

My Mom said some of those things and I have happen to be guilty of them too!!

Monday Morning Power said...

Amel,
Neither did my wife's mother, but mine did.

Monday Morning Power said...

Surjit,
Or, in spite of my mother's teachings?

Monday Morning Power said...

DS,
Unfortunately, I found myself saying some of them to my kids, but only a few.

stacys1175 said...

I rember my mom saying those things to me and Iv also passed them down to my kids also HE!!!HE!!

Monday Morning Power said...

Hi Stacy,
It's funny how kids grow up in spite of their parents

Queenie said...

How do you turn it over that is the question!

Monday Morning Power said...

Queenie,
If you mean "how do you reverse the negative teachings?" that is a struggle that we all face. It goes to self awareness and understanding the negative inner voices. I'm not sure if your were going here, but my "Process" that I am publishing on this site deals directly with this issue. You may want to take a look at it.

Queenie said...

I guess the hard part is determining the negative lasting effects...
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Marja said...

Ah you know my smart mother. Yep that's her.

Monday Morning Power said...

Queenie,
This is the self awareness part of the equation. I believe that we all know what the effects are for our selves' it's the admitting to ourselves that we need to make some changes that is the real turning point.

Monday Morning Power said...

Marja,
That can't be your mom; she's my mom.

Sindi said...

This is so funny, you have me in stitches. My mother did some of those things but not all. Acually it kind of sounds like me! HE HE HE HE

Monday Morning Power said...

Sindi, Brave girl, admitting to that.

Ann said...

Great list Mel! I wanted to tell you your award post is up. Plus, I gave you the BeTheBlog, and friendship awards. Congrats, my friend.

Ann

Monday Morning Power said...

Ann,
I figured you would have something to say about this list. And thank you, I'll be right over.

Marja said...

Mel come and pick up an award

dickiebo said...

But....half of it's mine!!!

Monday Morning Power said...

dickiebo,
Well OK then, the other half is mine!!

Azzitizz said...

My Mum said all of these things and guess what? I'm repeating most of them to my Little'un.
He, he, he.
Brilliant.
:))

Monday Morning Power said...

Azzitizz,
And the world goes on. It's so easy to fall back to what we once knew. You are not alone.

Marshall Jarreau said...

It's been a while since I thought about my mother. This hilarious blog took me back.

This actually something she probably would have emailed to me for fun.

Monday Morning Power said...

Marshall,
It sounds like you have a cool mom.