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To avoid any confusion I thought it appropriate to list the names (cyber) I go by.
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Mel Kaye-(my real name), MondayMorningPower,
MMP, Killeris-(Technorati name), Powerkis-(Wordpress name), SiFiBiBi-(Original Blogger name)
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MondayMorningPower-(Blog AKA)
It's All About Attitude-(Blog AKA)

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You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the
Pursuit, Capture, Care and Feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude.

Monday, January 28, 2008

anal glaucoma


A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'What's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?'

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.



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19 comments:

RennyBA said...

Well, I'm my own boss - don't think it'll work :lol:

Monday Morning Power said...

Rennay,
Lucky you.

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Anonymous said...

thans

Amel's Realm said...

HUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...Oh dear...I was wondering what anal glaucoma meant!!!! ;-D

Monday Morning Power said...

Anonymous,
Yor welcom

Monday Morning Power said...

Amel,
Well, now you know. LOL

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwhahahahahah, I love it Mel. I could have used that a time or two while I was still working. Oh wait, I did. Bwahahahahahah. Have a great day Mel. :)

Shinade said...

hahaha....that's a good one Mel.

Oh I see our new button. I'll grab it and get it posted.:):):)

Monday Morning Power said...

Sandee & Shinade,
I wish I had more time to blog. I have some great stuff waiting for publishing, however, I have been busy keeping up with the Big Bang. I'm not complaining.

Sindi said...

There is an award waiting for you at my blog.

Monday Morning Power said...

I'm a comin.....

i beati said...

both so funny thanks

Monday Morning Power said...

Sandy,
You're welcome.

Baba Doodlius said...

Sounds like she has a shitty outlook on life.

Monday Morning Power said...

Oh baba,
You mind does work in mysterious ways, but you always seem to make sense.

Max said...

LOL LOL this was also a great one, Mel! But I preferred the image "Damn right I am good in bed, I can sleep for days" LOL LOL...*nodding*!

Cheerio

Monday Morning Power said...

Max,
There is so much I want to say right now........but I won't. (LOL & shaking my head))

Max said...

Mel,

LOL You know that you can confide in me LOL LOL *nodding*!

Anyway, I can imagine what is going through your mind LOL...