ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE
OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Case of the Pregnant Lady
Posted by DubLiMan at 4:00 PM
Labels: Pregnant Lady
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15 comments:
That was a good one very funny:) I needed a good laugh thanks:)
HUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...oh my goodness! THANKS for the laugh, Mel! ;-D
Stacy & Amel,
YOu are very welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Bwahahahahahaha, yep that would do me in too. Have a great day Mel. :)
That was clever. I guess we never know how we appear from another person's perspective.
Sandee,
I would not have been able to control myself either
Wildcatsthree,
That's for sure.
OMG - best joke I've heard all year :0
rhonda,
When I heard this I just couldn't stop laughing
That's really funny. hehehe... post some more pls.("p)
Mel, I put this on your tag comments but there are so many you may miss it.
You have doubled up on 243 so your master list needs amending and stands at 266.
:)
LOL LOL LOL LOL This one cracked me up LOL LOL! He was right! lol...
Madamoiselle,
I plan on it......
Azz,
Thanks again....it has been fixed.
Max,
Yes he was.
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