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To avoid any confusion I thought it appropriate to list the names (cyber) I go by.
My Names:
Mel Kaye-(my real name), MondayMorningPower,
MMP, Killeris-(Technorati name), Powerkis-(Wordpress name), SiFiBiBi-(Original Blogger name)
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Attitude, The Ultimate Power-(Blog name)
MondayMorningPower-(Blog AKA)
It's All About Attitude-(Blog AKA)

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Why read Monday Morning Power?

You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the
Pursuit, Capture, Care and Feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Case of the Pregnant Lady


ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE
OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"




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15 comments:

stacys1175 said...

That was a good one very funny:) I needed a good laugh thanks:)

Amel said...

HUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...oh my goodness! THANKS for the laugh, Mel! ;-D

DubLiMan said...

Stacy & Amel,
YOu are very welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha, yep that would do me in too. Have a great day Mel. :)

Anonymous said...

That was clever. I guess we never know how we appear from another person's perspective.

DubLiMan said...

Sandee,
I would not have been able to control myself either

DubLiMan said...

Wildcatsthree,
That's for sure.

Unknown said...

OMG - best joke I've heard all year :0

DubLiMan said...

rhonda,
When I heard this I just couldn't stop laughing

Hazelmoi said...

That's really funny. hehehe... post some more pls.("p)

AZZITIZZ said...

Mel, I put this on your tag comments but there are so many you may miss it.
You have doubled up on 243 so your master list needs amending and stands at 266.
:)

Max Coutinho said...

LOL LOL LOL LOL This one cracked me up LOL LOL! He was right! lol...

DubLiMan said...

Madamoiselle,
I plan on it......

DubLiMan said...

Azz,
Thanks again....it has been fixed.

DubLiMan said...

Max,
Yes he was.