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To avoid any confusion I thought it appropriate to list the names (cyber) I go by.
My Names:
Mel Kaye-(my real name), MondayMorningPower,
MMP, Killeris-(Technorati name), Powerkis-(Wordpress name), SiFiBiBi-(Original Blogger name)
Site Names:
Attitude, The Ultimate Power-(Blog name)
MondayMorningPower-(Blog AKA)
It's All About Attitude-(Blog AKA)

My email address: info (at) MondayMorningPower dot Com

Why read Monday Morning Power?

You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

To My Fellow Bloggers.....

Please feel free to link my blog to yours. A dose of "Monday Morning Power" would bolster any blog, except for those that profess doom, destruction and the end of the world. If you want to use any of my content in your blog, please ask first via email or by comment. I will need to review your blog for appropriate content and then give you written permission as well as being sure that you link back.

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A dose of "Monday Morning Power" and a cup of coffee and you're ready for whatever awaits you. At a minimum you should read this blog on Monday Mornings. However, there will be new posts daily. Whenever you want to feel good, tune in and help yourself to some "Monday Morning Power." Please share this site with everyone you care about. I welcome your comments and suggestions

About Me

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the
Pursuit, Capture, Care and Feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Mental Hospital Phone Menu......


Hello! Thank you for calling "The State Mental Hospital". Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up... our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.


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26 comments:

Holy Cuteness said...

Hahahaha, very funny...

i beati said...

yes I was spammed 3 times now - changed my site twice - still so had to word verify- I feeel it slows down comments but had to did you ever think of techno lessons on your site?I am very challenged in these areas.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahahaha. I fit more that one catagory here. Bwahahahahaha. :)

Chuck said...

heheheehe Funny - the low self esteem one actually stood out. that's not right.

Monday Morning Power said...

HC,
Thanks for the comment.

Monday Morning Power said...

Sandy,
What is Techno Lessons? I have not heard of that.

Monday Morning Power said...

Sandee,
I don't want to say how many categories that I fit into.

Monday Morning Power said...

Chuck,
OK, it's time that you got back to reading my "process."

Kim said...

heheheh....very funny Mel...
and very true !!!

mr law of attraction said...

Where can I get that phone number!

Monday Morning Power said...

Kim,
That's what makes it so funny....it's true.

Monday Morning Power said...

Mr Law of Attraction,
I wish I knew.

Max said...

Mel,

LOL LOL LOL LOL You kill me *nodding*!

Oooohhhh, I just saw the new edition of Redneck jokes...I gotta go and read it!!!

Later

Monday Morning Power said...

Max,
You are funny. I'll catch you at "Redneck Corner."

mac said...

There's nothing great than having a good jokes in the morning. It made your day! Great jokes there! i laughing my brains out!

Monday Morning Power said...

Mac,

Ouch.....that must hurt "Laughing your brains out", that is. LOL

job said...

what is the number? anyone? :)
haha..very funny..even I read this not in the morning..

Monday Morning Power said...

Job,
I even come back to this post and read it once in a while. It always makes me laugh.

Girl Fights said...

Then we shall have to order the menus and have them delivered to you..hahaha..very useless phone machine answerer asking us to press 1 for this 2 for that..

Monday Morning Power said...

girl fights,
Thanks for the comment. Come back soon.

condoms said...

That's fun man~!!! but i didn't get it, why multiple personalities need press 3,4,5 and 6?

Monday Morning Power said...

Condoms,
In case your question was serious (I hope that it wasn't) each personality picks a different number to push.

rake said...

oh...my stomach...that's make me laugh till pain! i like the one having low self-esteem. Damn funny!

Monday Morning Power said...

rake,
I am pleased that you enjoyed this. The "pain" I don't know about......

spandex said...

i think those person who make the phone call will become more mentally ill.

Monday Morning Power said...

spandex,
I think you can count on that.