FINALLY! OVERALLS THAT FIT!
Just ask for the " ARKANSAS CUT "
Just ask for the " ARKANSAS CUT "
Yes, the new one is out!
Brand new edition of...
"You know you're a redneck when......
Brand new edition of...
"You know you're a redneck when......
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is a vice on the work bench
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean ?
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal*Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
15 comments:
Bwahahahahaha, those are good and so is the photograph. Thanks for my first morning laugh. Have a great day Mel. :)
OMG, what a big hairy belly! :-P
Sandee,
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
HC,
A little on the gross side, if you ask me.
he looks very comfortable Mel...
thanks for the humour :)
that post is so funny i enjoyed it alot
thank u ...for the smile...:)
I love it! And that picture - what can I say - it definitely leaves room for expansion. Great photo.
chris
Kim,
Comfortable and happy.
lilifxt,
Thank you. I have a weak spot for redneck humor.
Wildcatsthree,
I think he has the makings for a whole new line of clothing.
Oh Lord. This is so not funny. I know people like this!!
Mimi,
You have a great way with words, thank you for making me laugh.
Hey Mel,
ROFL ROFL ROFL..............
Here are my faves:
"6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture." - LOL LOL
"10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table." - LOL how disgusting!
"11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat." - LOL LOL LOL now that must be quite a sight *nodding*...
"12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list." - LOL damn...
"18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does." - tacky tacky LOL LOL...
"20. You can spit without opening your mouth." - ROFL....
"24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal*Mart." - ROFL *stomach aching of so much laughter*...
"25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV" - LOL LOL this is sick, man *nodding*...
"26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table." - how chic, NOT! LOL LOL...
"29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty." - LOL LOL what? LOL LOL
"30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65." - LOL LOL LOL LOL....*nodding* this is a good one...
Aah, Mel...you kill me, I loved this. I didn't laugh this much at rednecks since I first read redneck jokes here in your blog :)...you still had that yellow header that made me think that you were one of those bike rider rockers LOL LOL..
Have a blessed weekend ;)!
Max,
"Bike Rider Rocker"? That yellow header was pretty hideous, wasn't it.
I'm glad you enjoyed these.
Mel,
It was a bit odd, yes LOL :)...
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