Attitude, The Ultimate Power: Who Says Religion Can't Be Funny?

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Who Says Religion Can't Be Funny?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...: These signs are great. I'm waiting for google to answer a tech question for me, maybe I should go to church! Thanks for posting them, they made me grin!; April 19, 2008 at 10:53 AM
DubLiMan said...: avidreader 2008,
Our answers sometimes come in mysterious ways.; April 19, 2008 at 11:00 AM
Lydia said...: Currently on the signboard in front of the Methodist Church in my little town: "There is protection against sinburn. It's called sonscreen." I thought it was kinda clever; my husband hated it when he saw it as we drove by.; April 20, 2008 at 2:31 AM
DubLiMan said...: Lydia,
you need to look at everything in life with some humor, even religion.; April 20, 2008 at 7:14 AM
DubLiMan said...: Nick,
You are a man of many and profound words (LOL). Just make sure that you keep them coming.; April 20, 2008 at 7:15 AM
Sandee said...: Bwahahahahaha. A great sense of humor indeed. Thanks for the laughs Mel. Have a great day. :); April 21, 2008 at 2:31 PM
Max Coutinho said...: Hello again,

"God does not believe in atheists therefore atheists do not exist" - LOL LOL LOL and the pastor is Portuguese descendant and all *nodding*! This was a nice try, but atheists are out there....

"staying in bed shouting, Oh God! Does not constitute going to church!" LOL LOL LOL LOL *nodding*...but it can be seen as being closer to God (depending on how one looks at it) lol...

"forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads" - LOL it is true, but the hardest thing is to forgive.

"Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out" - LOL this is silly *nodding*...

"There are some questions that can't be answered by Google" - LOL LOL that's a great ad! However Google does seem to provide a less bias information than certain worship places...am I being too open-minded? Do you think my brain will fall out? LOL...

This was a great post, Mel *clap clap clap*!

Cheers; April 24, 2008 at 10:08 AM
DubLiMan said...: Sandee,
You have a great day too.; April 24, 2008 at 5:22 PM
DubLiMan said...: Max,
I thought Goggle knew everything? And, "no" your brains will not fall out.; April 24, 2008 at 5:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Churches can be very witty and astute with their message boards. Of course, they compete with media bilboards, realizing passers by on foot and passing drivers will only glance briefly. The impact of a punchy message can't be understated.; May 7, 2008 at 2:53 AM
Horatio said...: Thanks so much for your post, pretty helpful information.
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