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Friday, February 27, 2009

daddy how was I born?

Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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15 comments:

Sarge Charlie said...: This is so funny, I stole it and sent it to a friend; February 27, 2009 5:33 PM
naina said...: Hi,

Clicked on your post while searching something on net.

I like reading your article and at first I was marvelled to see such a blog. You have a gift of writing, keep up the good work. I'll be back soon to read more.

Cheers!!; February 27, 2009 11:43 PM
coltfan said...: that was a good one Mel lol!; February 28, 2009 8:17 AM
Amel's Realm said...: BWA HA HA HA HA HA...This is FUNNY!!!! ;-D THANKS for the laugh, Mel!; March 1, 2009 6:36 AM
Shinade said...: This is just super Mel...lol..and so darn cute!!:-))); March 2, 2009 8:21 AM
Sandy Kessler said...: i actually know a couple- super people whose romance went like this - no children though hahaha; March 3, 2009 7:00 AM
Sheila said...: Very true, I do love it! Very clever too.; March 23, 2009 12:05 PM
Christina said...: lol

Christina... from slogbite; March 24, 2009 3:22 PM
Veteran Loans said...: That is such an adorable photo. It looks as if he is trying to hide something or.... oh wait. Bwahahahaha! I just saw him wink. That is absolutely fantastic. Thanks for sharing.; March 25, 2009 8:44 AM
Tammy said...: Bwahahahahaha!!! That was hilarious!!! Got here from the Slog-A-Blog/Bite-A-Bite game. Have a great day! ;o); March 28, 2009 7:33 AM
On a Whimsey said...: LOVE it and the photo! Found you through Slogbite!; March 31, 2009 3:12 AM
Dorothy L said...: How very true...welcome to the future:)

It will be interesting to see how the next generation ends up!

Have a great day!

DorothyL; April 8, 2009 4:32 AM
Tina said...: lol i love that. very clever mel! the winking baby is pretty freaky!!; April 20, 2009 11:59 AM
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kanishk said...: I like reading your article and at first I was marvelled to see such a blog. You have a gift of writing, keep up the good work. I'll be back soon to read more.
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