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Mel Kaye-(my real name), MondayMorningPower,
MMP, Killeris-(Technorati name), Powerkis-(Wordpress name), SiFiBiBi-(Original Blogger name)
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MondayMorningPower-(Blog AKA)
It's All About Attitude-(Blog AKA)

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You will find a consistency and a focus in all of my content that can change your attitude which can fuel a positive change in your life, if you want it to. If you are happy with your attitude and your life and see no reason for changing, then you either already have a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude), or you are a victim and want to hold onto your misery. These postings will then serve to fortify the person with PMA, or, hopefully, convince the "victim" that there is a better way. This site will contain essays, poems, stories, humor and links, all with the same goal: The pursuit, capture, care and feeding of a Positive Mental Attitude. I have had readers tell me that they have spent hours on my site and feel great about themselves both during and after. I log onto my own site frequently to help fuel my attitude; I hope you will as well.

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My goal is to help my clients navigate the “residential investment property” market; make some money and have some fun in the process. This real estate market is ripe for the investor. In addition, I would like to help the home buyer and home seller. I am part of an 80,000+ agent network that spans all of North America. Being on the “inside” I can find you the “right” agent to handle your specific needs no matter where in North America you may reside. I have been in and arround the real estate market for most of my professional life and want to be your resource for making money in this market. I have been negotiating all of my life and want to negotiate great deals for you. Following is my contact information and my philosophies: Mel Kaye (Broker Associate) Keller Williams Realty Direct: PCH.MEL.KAYE (724.635.5293) Mobile: 805.300.1769 Fax: 888.371.1190 Email: YESmelYES@gmail.com Website: http://melkaye.com Skype: Mel.Kaye Lic #: 00742678 340 N. Westlake Blvd., Suite 100 Westlake Village, CA 91362


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This Site is dedicated to the development of your ATTITUDE, which is your ULTIMATE POWER. The content includes: Essays, Articles, Poems, Links, Inspirational stories, Quotes, Research, Music, an original series called the "Process" and Laughter....all focused on the
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Friday, February 27, 2009

daddy how was I born?

Daddy, how was I born?  
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
 
   

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:  



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24 comments:

Sarge Charlie said...

This is so funny, I stole it and sent it to a friend

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Hi,

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I like reading your article and at first I was marvelled to see such a blog. You have a gift of writing, keep up the good work. I'll be back soon to read more.

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coltfan said...

that was a good one Mel lol!

Amel's Realm said...

BWA HA HA HA HA HA...This is FUNNY!!!! ;-D THANKS for the laugh, Mel!

Shinade said...

This is just super Mel...lol..and so darn cute!!:-)))

Sandy Kessler said...

i actually know a couple- super people whose romance went like this - no children though hahaha

Sheila said...

Very true, I do love it! Very clever too.

Christina said...

lol

Christina... from slogbite

Veteran Loans said...

That is such an adorable photo. It looks as if he is trying to hide something or.... oh wait. Bwahahahaha! I just saw him wink. That is absolutely fantastic. Thanks for sharing.

Tammy said...

Bwahahahahaha!!! That was hilarious!!! Got here from the Slog-A-Blog/Bite-A-Bite game. Have a great day! ;o)

On a Whimsey said...

LOVE it and the photo! Found you through Slogbite!

Dorothy L said...

How very true...welcome to the future:)

It will be interesting to see how the next generation ends up!

Have a great day!

DorothyL

Tina said...

lol i love that. very clever mel! the winking baby is pretty freaky!!

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This is the cyber version of the birds & the bees story as well as the stork. Great!

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Love this!

Red said...

Cool, so funny. :)

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